jenmacramos replied to your post “My therapist is convinced that the guy at Dunkin Donuts has a huge…”
is it terrible i am so amused also SHH you are wonderful
yes but also no because I am as well tbh. I’m in this odd mixture of cackling at life and faceplaming at life.
also no i will fight you on the last part, don’t start with me~
My therapist is convinced that the guy at Dunkin Donuts has a huge crush on me. She has been on this theory forever, and I blow it off because 1) no one likes me 2) no one should like me and 3) there is no third reason other than lol no stop i am the worst.
SO. The other day we went for iced coffees, and she also was going to buy some donuts. The guy actually gave us a “special deal,” which we never quite figured out what it was for but, hey, cheap donuts! Then I saw her the other day, and the second thing she said was, “I went for donuts today, and he charged me full price! THIS IS WHY I NEED YOU; HE’S NICER WHEN YOU COME WITH ME DID I NOT PROVE THIS SEE NOW I GAVE YOU PROOF.”
going to now get whored out at dunkin donuts for stuff / hashtag therapy / hashtag wELP